Mayor Tina's Big Day

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Mayor Tina stands in the Westfold Town Hall at 5:32 am. She asks Isabelle, 'Dang, girl, you ever sleep?'

Shit's finna hit the fan today.

It's my birthday, you know?

Thirty fuckin' five, sis.

Not that I mind, of course.

It's just why everyone

makin' a big deal out of it?

Shit, Isabelle, I'm just tryin' to be

a normal person, you know?

I am so tired, girl...

So fuckin' tired.

Do you know how tired I am?

I said 'shabbort shalort'

out loud last week.

'Shabbort shalort', Isabelle!

Who the fuck says that?!

Just me, I guess, 'cos I'm tired...

I think I said that.

Turnin' into an old-ass woman...

Can't remember shit.

Tina and Isabelle stand in silence for a moment.

Tina turns to Isabelle and says, 'Anyway...'

You down to fuck right now?

But, yeah. Happy birthday to me, I guess.

--16 February 2026--