Mayor Tina's Big Day

Mayor Tina stands in the Westfold Town Hall at 5:32 am. She asks Isabelle, 'Dang, girl, you ever sleep?' Shit's finna hit the fan today. It's my birthday, you know?


Thirty fuckin' five, sis. Not that I mind, of course. It's just why everyone


makin' a big deal out of it? Shit, Isabelle, I'm just tryin' to be a normal person, you know?


I am so tired, girl... So fuckin' tired. Do you know how tired I am?


I said 'shabbort shalort' out loud last week. 'Shabbort shalort', Isabelle!


Who the fuck says that?! Just me, I guess, 'cos I'm tired... I think I said that.


Turnin' into an old-ass woman... Can't remember shit. Tina and Isabelle stand in silence for a moment.


Tina turns to Isabelle and says, 'Anyway...' You down to fuck right now?


But, yeah. Happy birthday to me, I guess.

--16 February 2026--
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