1. What's your name? How old are you? How would you describe yourself?
Tina, early 30s, transfem jew. FARTs* can suck my kosher girlcock.

(* FART: feminism-appropriating radical transphobe)

2. What was your upbringing like?
Actually pretty good, compared to others. The only thing I had trouble with was 3 schools full of teachers and classmates who hated my guts for some unspecified reason.

3. What are your hobbies? How do you like to spend your free time?
HTML is more of a hobby than a living now, so I'll say that.

4. What kind of music do you like?
Game soundtracks, 1970s disco, and basically all kinds of music from the 1980s (with an emphasis on synth-heavy stuff, like Men Without Hats, Devo, and Herbie Hancock)

5. Favorite movies / TV shows?
Keep scrolling down the About page and you'll get there.

6. Do you like any video games?
Yep, same deal. Or you could have a look at badgraph1csghost.neocities.org/shrines/gamelog/owned/

7. Favorite literature? This could be a novel, a book series, a comic, etc.
I don't read much. I don't know if it's dyslexia or what's going on, but I always end up turning pages and realising I haven't absorbed a word. Maybe i've just been reading the wrong books, but I won't use an e-book reader. It has to be a physical book with paper and ink.

8. How has art affected your life?
Enough to know that not enough people truly understand how art works.

9. What are your hopes for the future of humanity?
We break free of procedurally-generated trends and start thinking for ourselves. Classical anarchism, basically.

10. Any hopes or aspirations for your own future?
I hope to have either G-cups or a dumptruck ass by the time I'm 45.

11. If sentient extraterrestrial life were to exist, what would you want to tell them about humanity?
If you've come to enslave us, don't bother. We're already enslaved to capitalism.

12. Do you currently have / have you had any pets or livestock?
I used to have a kitty named Mimmi who lived for about 20 years. My mum had a pair of budgies that my dad got for her when they were dating, and I had 2 sets of hermit crabs when i was in secondary school.

13. How do you hope people remember you?
For writing "Daddy's Selectric".

14. Do you have any advice for younger people?
Delete your TikTok account right now. You're being used as a means unto a profit by giant multinational corporations who don't care about anything except their stock values. TikTok is the gateway to becoming an Unthinking Meat Robot that will funnel you into the capital-fascist pipeline.

15. Are you religious?
Not really. I'm your classic "Pesach/Yom Kippur" Jew. I also observe Hanukkah, sort of Rosh Hashana, and I half-ass my way through Shabbat.

16. What do you think the meaning of life is?
Stopping to look at the clouds every so often.

17. Do you have any fears?
Yes. I am not going to enumerate them, however.

18. What makes you happy?
Cool breezes, wide-open spaces, and the smell of wildgrass and lavender. Preferably all at the same time.

19. What kind of food do you like to eat?
Chinese-style stirfry. Usually loads of veg, sometimes meat, always rice noodles. Best damn thing ever.

20. Do you have a favorite animal?
I like all animals, but I always love to watch the little tan jumping-spiders on my shelf garden. They eat the bugs that like to eat bees, you know. I also love the little bumblebees that come to buzz around my flowers. I guess, fuzzy little bugs in general. They all have their personal space and I try to respect that, but sometimes I just have to water the plants, you know?

21. Do you have a favorite color?
Hexadecimal value #2D4B93. Pantone doesn't seem to own this one, so I hereby dub thee "NightFire Blue": after the James Bond game I couldn't get enough of when I was a kid. As I understand, "Nightfire" is also the name of Chuck Tingle's publisher (only without the CamelCase there)

22. What do you wish you had known earlier?
That I was a girl. You know how you're supposed to re-invent yourself by going to college in a city where no one knows who you are? I could have transed in Junior year of high school, bound my chest and kept going by my deadname until I graduated, then gone off to college in [PLACENAME], introduced myself as Tina and no one would know that I spent the past 18 years of my life as a boy.